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Well folks, we’re back home after our extended jaunt.

I won’t spend a lot of time waxing about how great it was (it was) or how well-behaved we all were with each other (angels) or how I feel more American for the experience (Semper Fi).  Instead I wanted to write about being home.

We rolled up Tuesday afternoon and worked until late that night just unpacking the RV.  Moving load after load of our road-things back into the house – not putting them away in their proper places, mind you, just facilitating the exodus.  Wednesday we rose early and began the arduous process of cleansing the vehicle before return – a process which reminded us both of the old apartment days, facing that “how much do we need to clean?” quandary.  One final sewage and wastewater dump and we had the vehicle back on time.  It was an odd feeling, dropping it off for good again… and the resultant move-out piles are still only partially dealt with.

Sharaun has said to me several times that she’d have been ready to do another six weeks, not come back for double our time away.  I have to agree, although being home is nice.  We took the homecoming mass unpacking as an opportunity to do some spring-cleaning and organizing (something the OCD in me adores).  Having a few days off before returning to work, I had a small list of minor projects I wanted to run-through and have been able to make good progress.  Yes, it’s good being home; I love our house.

And yeah, I’m slowly beginning to peek at work stuff.  I re-downloaded the corporate email app to my phone and have been doing sporadic replies to new threads.  I’ve batch-downloaded everything which came while we were out and halfheartedly parsed through it once or twice.  I had lunch with my coverage guy and good buddy and used the hour to poke a bit about what’s been going on.  You might say I’m thinning the cobwebs, but I guess it’ll be a week or so before I’m back firing on all cylinders.  From what I’ve seen, things for the most part went as things tend to go…

And with that quick summary I’m off to enjoy the day & kick around on Keaton’s last couple videos.  Until Monday for the blog, take it easy.

Man I wish we hadn’t gone to Vegas.

The Grand Canyon was, to me, the epitome of what’s great about this trip.  An outstanding National Park, expertly run and managed, clean, easy to get around and enjoy – and so dang beautiful.  Part of this could have been my expectations, as I was assuming the Canyon would come up on us while we traveled along the same desert flatland we’d been in for days.  I hadn’t even imagined the forested environment at the park’s elevation.

Before we left I had people tell me all sorts of things about the places we were going.  “Mt. Rushmore is pretty boring.”  “Niagara is a five-minute stop, at most.”  “The Grand Canyon is ‘OK,’ but it’s really just a big hole, it would be hard to spend multiple days there.”  I tell you what, though: No place, not a single one, on this trip inspired me the way that one did.  Maybe it’s because we’re nearing the end and it was such a pleasant surprise, I don’t know.  What I do know, however, is that I’ve got to get back there and do so “adult” hiking.  I want to go rim-to-rim, want to raft… something about that place made me want to settle down and never leave.  Thanks Mike for the recommendation to stay a little while, you were spot-on.

And if the Grand Canyon was the epitome of what I wanted out of this trip, Las Vegas was the antithesis.  When I finally hit the pillow last night around midnight I told Sharaun, “I think it was a mistake bringing the family to Vegas.”  Don’t get me wrong, I think I could perhaps have a decent time here with a pack of friends – but as far as “harshing the buzz” of our current trip, this place was all about it.  One big commercialized, sprawling shopping mall with the worst of human proclivities on display at all times.  All glitz, glam, spray-tan and popped-collars, thudding bass and costume-jewelry and lipstick-on-pigs – it was the polar opposite of what I was seeking from the trip, and my personal nightmare in terms of “things to do” (shop, waste money, dance at a club, pay for sex, etc.).

Thankfully, it was just a one-night “miss” and we’re closing the whole thing down with another few days in God’s country.  And, really, we did have some fun… the Bellagio fountains were cool, the gardens inside too.  The volcano at the Mirage was neat; the Atlantis show was fun, and dinner was good.  Other than that, blech.  Maybe some other time, in some other context… who knows…

And then it’s over!  Keaton’s new video is uploading now, look for it soon.  See ya!

A week from today and I’ll be pulling this RV into our driveway at home.  The next day I’ll return it to the rental joint.  The following Monday I’ll rejoin corporate zombieland and trudge among the cubicles groaning for reeeee-sooouurces, sche-duuuules, and the like.  I’m not looking forward to going back.

This week we stopped over in New Mexico.  On our route is a little winery run by a fellow I used to work with at the sawmill.  Only he doesn’t work at the sawmill anymore.  He makes wine in Mew Mexico now.  In his tasting room we had the talk again (I’ve had the same talk with him over dinners in Shanghai, Austin, and California).  Y’know, the talk about running away from corporate indentured servitude, about making your own road and tossing the paycheck for the passion.  One thing this trip impressed upon me, seeing so many old friends in so many places across the country doing so many different things: There’s a lot out there to do.

I almost covet my job, thanking God for the work and the income and the fact that I don’t hate it.  All those things are good to be thankful for.  But when I see so many people doing so many things and living just as happily and fruitfully it reminds me that my job isn’t the only job.  It’s not the only way to make ends meet.  Right now it’s working well, sure.  But sitting at that winery, walking around that cheese farm, riding in that fire truck – those are all good pieces of information to override the typecast poison of the modern cast of the American Dream.  It makes a guy think that there’s infinite mobility out there, and that nothing is good enough to be resigned to, y’know?  I mean there’s gotta be a middle-school math teacher position open somewhere in upstate New York… right?

Anyway, gloom aside – I’m really looking forward to our last week.  Sharaun’s driving us towards the Grand Canyon as I write in the passenger seat and we’ll spend two full days there  bumming around.  After that we decided to make one more last-minute change to the itinerary and toss Death Valley for an evening in Vegas.  The goal is to get in early enough to take in a show, wander around, and eat some buffet.  I’ve never been, and we’ll be at the Hoover Dam that same day so it just made sense.  I know, the only people who take a baby and a five year old to Las Vegas.  After Vegas we close the trip with a few much-anticipated days with friends for the Fourth down in the California high desert.  Can’t wait.

I’m off to edit together Keaton’s newest video, with luck I’ll get it done on the road and have it posted before we arrive at the Canyon tonight.  Until later.

 

Good morning from Greenwood, Louisiana.

We stopped at this park yesterday afternoon around 4:30pm and just about 350 miles.  We’re somewhere on our newly modified route through Dallas on I-20, headed towards New Mexico and Arizona – back into the west from whence we came, returning to the nest.  It’s not the nicest park… looks like the owner loosened the pursestrings for the pool and front office but maybe skimped on the pad grading and, for whatever reason, removed every single tree from the area.  Unless this lot was already cleared, this seems like a poor business decision for an RV park in Louisiana, where days like today are in the 90s.  Without any natural shade this place is more like a parking lot (a slightly un-level parking lot) than any kind of “park.”  For $25 a night, though, it’s been one of our cheaper overnights.

Sharaun and Keaton are off showering at the facilities.  I prefer to use the shower here in the vehicle.  Small as it may be, I just love the whole self-contained notion of being able to do everything I need to do within this little space.  Heck, I may not even put a shirt on before taking the wheel today… this thing is our home, after all.  Since my morning routine is done I thought I’d write a bit while I drink my coffee.  Cohen is playing on the floor; he loves Keaton’s Barbie laptop that she got from Grammy and Grandpa a Christmas ago or so, I’m glad it’s one of the limited number of toys she chose to bring along.  He’s working on crawling down there, too; pushing and scooting and grunting with effort.  I think it’d be kind of cool if he learned to crawl in the RV.

Last night I put the training wheels on Keaton’s new bike.  Acquired in Destin, FL on clearance for some $40,  it was meant to be.  I used my Leatherman tool (thanks Erik) to do most of the job, y’know, like the cavemen who put training rocks on their daughters’ bigger rocks before me.  Even though it’s a 20″ replacing her 18″, she claims to like riding it better – I think this may have to do with the fact that this bike is full-on pink instead of just pink-accented blue, but that’s one man’s opinion.

Last night I helped a guy fix his computer here in the RV park.  He was in spot #13 I think.  Let me tell you, RV folks run the gamut, and you should never pigeonhole these “trailer park” people.  A classically trained pianist and retired traveling nurse, he is now looking to start touring with a group of Celtic singers.  During the week he trades stocks online to keep his pockets fat.  In fact, fiscal month-end being nigh is what complicated his computer woes and made him desperate enough to wander the park looking for an “expert.”  When I told him it’s what I do, he exclaimed that the Lord had blessed him me bring here that one night.  So, we walked back to his rig, an amazing homey-feeling deal with slide-outs and full accouterments, and I did the magic.  Just another awesome road experience.

OK, the family should be coming back soon and I need to get this thing ready to go.  Until later then.

We have two weeks left on our massive RV odyssey and I have to say it’s surpassed even my (likely inflated) expectations.

A lot of people asked me why I’d want to take a baby and a five year old on a cross-country RV trip, and I can understand the question.  Cohen will remember nothing of it, Keaton maybe snatches here and there.  The “work” of tending to an infant on the road, with a five year old in tow, might seem daunting to most.  It’s expensive; it’ll be hot; you can’t have any “adults only” nights out.  I heard a lot of it.  Not that it bothered me, the mule I am once my mind is made up.  I’m sure I’d ask a few of the same questions to a friend telling me about a trip like this.

I wanted to do it because it’s something I’ve always wanted to do, and I’ve been craving time with the family.  Simple as that.  Yes, it’s expensive.  Yes, doing it with young kids means things take longer and rules out certain destinations or activities (no Vegas this time).  Yes, it’s been hot here in the South.  But so what?  It’s also been amazing and refreshing and brought us together like I bet little else could.  Keaton is having a blast, Cohen is like the baby made for road-tripping; lucky for us we have decent kids who make this undertaking not only realistic but really fun. Anyway, I’m not scared of kids or heat or negative dollars; those things can all bite me.

And, because I’ve been wanting to do this, here are some things I’ve learned while on this trip:

• The posted speed limit is always 5MPH less than the actual speed limit.
• I’m not sure I really need more than a week’s worth of warm-weather and a week’s worth of cold-weather clothes.  This now seems more than a sufficient wardrobe.
• Wind can be a really, really bad traffic hazard.
• Less of a learning and more of a confirmation: People in the South are just “nicer” and “friendlier.”
• Google Maps is hands-down the best navigation tool for road-tripping.  It gives better routes, clearer directions, better estimated timing, and overall out-performs the dedicated TomTom GPS unit we borrowed.
• The gauge system on this RV is, at best, a finger in the wind.  The fresh, black, and gray water and propane levels could be better predicted by palm-reading.
• Beach camping is the messiest (in terms of keeping the vehicle clean) camping you can do.
• Staying with friends and family is every bit as good as seeing Mt. Rushmore or Niagara Falls.
• Starting off the day driving with no idea where you’ll sleep than night is a fun removal of limitations, and leads to some good impulse stoppage.

OK then friends, I’m done.  Writing this via a shared 3G connection with my phone while Sharaun pilots us down I-10 towards Louisana.  We’re gonna go out tonight and get a seafood dinner if we can find a place worthwhile.  Until next time then, happy travels.

More than halfway, friends.

I’m not sad. In fact, leaving Florida after our multi-day stay I got a new shot of enthusiasm for the days that are still ahead.

We were a mite concerned that the time in the Sunshine State might leave us less than ready to retake to the road, but, for me, it served to refresh me and give me time to think about just how much fun we’ve already had and how much is still to come.

So now we’re driving (OK Sharaun is). We’ve done another slight rip-up and re-route, deciding we want to spend a few days camped beachside on the Gulf instead of in a forest in Mississippi. I think it’ll be a wise trade. Before that we’ll eat lunch with done old friends Alabama.

Look for a new video from Keaton tonight, until then I’ll try and do these phone posts more often. See ya.