You ever take odd-sized steps because you want your ending step to land in a specific place? I do.
Want to end up at the coffee machine but the distance is odd? Make that last step one awkward double-wide one instead of several silly baby-step-shuffle ones. There, perfect; you’re right were you wanted to be with admirable economy of effort.
I think about this, like consciously.
Also written on this day...
- i lose, you win - 2008
- self-centered focus disorder - 2006
- your bathrobe smells like assault - 2003