do your duty

Vote!!
Another Monday y’allz. The time changed, so when I saw how much sun was coming through the blinds when the alarm went off – I was confused. And now it’s dark as I leave work, which is horribly depressing to me for some reason. When am I supposed to mow the lawn, at lunch or something? Oh, the weekend? Really? OK, if you say so.

Took down all the Halloween hoopla today, some at lunch and some after work (before the sun failed). I like getting it down right away, makes me feel some kinda “vigilant” about not overstaying some kind of holiday decoration welcome, y’know upholding that 50’s neighborhood vibe I tend to labor under, delusional. After taking down the witch, ghost, and tombstones, we headed over to Anthony’s for some dinner (communal meals are popular in the crowd we run with), and some Land of the Lost watching. Man those DVDs were a great purchase… solid cheese man. Greenscreen and stop-motion clay dinosaurs, the pinnacle of 1974 Saturday morning kids programming. Awesome sci-fi plots and horrible, terrible acting make the show irresistible. I love it.

Sharaun’s leaving me mid-week to head to Florida for a weekend wedding. That makes me a bachelor for the weekend, it also leaves me with a clean house for a few days. There’s some things I like about having the house to myself, like the “hermity” feeling I can bring on by shutting locking the doors and huddling in the corner of the couch. Purposely not answering the phone, cooking my own food, doing what I want. Not that I can’t do all that with Sharaun around – but the solitude enhances the feeling. I like that.

I’ve been telling my brother and a buddy that I’d make them some CDs for a month now, so tonight I sat down and composed the list of albums I actually wanna send to them. Some are new, some are not-so-new, but the common theme is that I think they’re good tunes they’ll enjoy. There’ll be some picks from this year’s “top ten,” which is pretty firm in my mind already, barring some last-minute contender. Right now I’ve got about twelve CDs I’ll be sending out, and, in true mix-tape style, I’ll include a paragraph about each one stating why I do, and the intended listener should, dig it. Oh, they’ll be some good stuff on… some obvious and some sleepers.

Listening to the new Death Cab and Bright Eyes tracks from the Daniel Johnston cover album – good stuff. I think that’s all she wrote tonight folks. Oh, and to everyone out there, get out and vote! Watch Democracy happen, live. Dave out.

wound down

Steam, see? Get it?
Great weekend, and I’m pretty beat tonight. For that reason, I ‘m not really going to type much. Today was party clean-up day – sweeping, mopping, steam-cleaning, and the like. The house didn’t take too bad of a beating, which was good.

The party was great, even though we polished off an entire keg of Newcastle in just about three hours (fastest keg-floating I think I’ve ever seen). If you wanna see how it all went down, Suzy’s got some pictures on her site, and I’ve posted a hodge-podge of stuff too. In addition to that, make sure to cast your vote over at the official post-party costume contest voting page.

Tonight, Halloween, I fired up both fog machines, put on some creepy music, and handed out candy to the trick-or-treaters. We got about twice the kids we had last year, which still isn’t that many, but at least it made it all a little more worthwhile. Tomorrow it all comes down and I mow the lawn, back to normalcy.

I told you I wasn’t going to write a lot. The pictures should suffice. Dave out.

pirate standards

We wish you an over-commercialized Christmas.
Found this site linked today, and was simply blown away. This guy has completely re-written Grand Theft Auto III for the original 8-bit Nintendo. From scratch, including bitmap art, maps, etc. Check out the amazing time and effort that went into this thing by looking at the map/street layouts he drew up, and the several complicated software development tools he wrote to aide in his coding. Besting himself, he’s even created a dang development NES system to test his ROM builds on. I mean, it’s an entirely new system, his design, his schematics, developed to his needs. I have so much respect for this kind of creativity, it makes me jealous of the awesomeness these people possess. Honestly, I’d hire the guy without ever talking to him based on the project… I mean… unless he’s an ass or something. Intro paragraph over.

I was thinking today about the whole weblog thing, and wondering how long I’ll do it. From way back in high school, I’ve kept a journal on the computer – and only a little over a year ago moved it online. At first, it seemed like a good idea… some of my friends read it, and people would egg me on by telling me it was funny, or interesting. I liked the whole exhibitionist angle, and it gave me an everlasting excuse to tinker with webpages. The bottom line though, is that I enjoy writing, and I think as long as that’s the case – I’ll keep doing it. As it is, I don’t see a stopping point in the near future. In fact, I think that doing it online motivates me to write more – which is good.

I’m so used to writing now, that I constantly find myself thinking about how I’m going to capture things in words – even as they are still going down. When I see something funny, I’m already writing one-liners and stringing together sentences in my head. If I come up with something I particularly like, I’ll sometimes scribble down a sentence or two on paper, or go right online and draft it up. I’ve gotta do it that way, record it immediately, because I often have a problem remembering things. More like a selective problem, but still – I tend to forget things pretty easily. In fact, that was one of the main reasons I started keeping a journal way back when – so I wouldn’t forget my own stories. Really though, the things I tend to forget are relatively meaningless – and for the most part, I remember the stuff that matters.

Actually, I know exactly why I forget stuff – it’s because I’m rarely ever 100% mentally engaged on something. It’s a bad trait of mine. My brain is ever “multitasking,” and I’ve always got a bunch of junk colliding and fighting for short-term space up there. I pay attention selectively, listen selectively, and dedicate synapses selectively. It’s like I’ve taken the concept of speed-reading, “skimming” content for important themes and ideas, and applied it to everything I process. On the other hand, it’s not rare that I stop and give something my dedicated attention, but I don’t think it’s the way I prefer it. I like the somewhat chaotic jumble of thoughts… the “challenge” of keeping it all organized and rational impresses me. Kind of like flying by the seat of the pants (what the heck that means I have no idea, but I know the idea it represents) – not having one thought steady-on is more interesting, more spontaneous.

Wow, that paragraph managed to sound completely insane and egotistical, not at all what I was going for.

What’s up with the quality-control of pirate MP3s lately huh? Several of the albums and EPs I’ve been hotly anticipating not buying have been leaked, and quite of few of them suffer from common MP3 maladies like blipping, blooping, clickyness, scratchiness, hopping, and even bleeping. What’s going on? Big brother inserting digital errors into rippers so I go out and buy stuff? I mean, I’ll get over it – buy the real CD at the show or something, I’m just saying, to all you crews out there, get on the ball man. My new Bright Eyes EPs, the Stars’ new LP, where does the madness end? Who says consumers of stolen goods don’t have a right to complain?

Today at lunch, I came home and made and ate a sammich while watching a great vintage Twilight Zone. Then I took off to Costco to get some Halloween (why’s it capitalized?) candy and soda (I’m a regular health-nut). While I was there, I noticed that they already have their Christmas stuff out in full force. I mean, in my opinion, it’s kinda early to get all Christmas, but I gotta admit I liked it. I actually took time to leisurely stroll up and down the Christmas aisles… against all my “surgical strike” shopping principles.

For some reason, Christmas stuff makes me feel good. Just like Halloween stuff, and Thanksgiving stuff… I just associate those holidays and times of year with something good. I’m sure it has some psychological ties to my childhood or something, I dunno. Anyway, I walked the aisles of Danish butter-cookies, fake pine wreathes, completely wrong-looking Santas (black and “pointy”), inflatable light-up snowmen, and mechanical grazing reindeer – and I was eating it up. In some ways, I’m a big sap.

Fellow nerds, I know it’s extremely B-list, but I just took my first real look at the Google Labs Aptitude Test tonight. Man, they are looking for people that are a lot smarter than me…

Dang, I’m looking through old posts and realizing that, during the conversion to WordPress, some of my commas or ellipses turned into question marks. Now I’ve got random question marks throughout my old entries. Crap.

And that’s about it for tonight, time to hit the sack. G’night, Dave out.

sportin’

On my blog?
So, Sharaun bought me a bunch of new shirts recently. Y’know, the kind that all the “cool” guys wear? To me, they look like 70s relics for the most part, but apparently all the cool late-twenty-somethings are wearing them. She’s also stocked my hangers with some “cool” jeans, apparently defined by looking orangey-dirty and being a half-inch of flare away from bellbottoms. Now, I don’t profess to follow any fashion trends, or to even pay attention to such things, but when I wear these new clothes – I do feel nice. Somehow, be it the magic of haute couture or whatever, I actually feel a little cooler when I wear them. You can probably see it in my cocksure swagger – and read my thoughts on my face: “these clothes make me more socially acceptable.” All kidding aside, I am kinda glad that she buys me stuff in efforts to keep me hip. I mean, I’m not gonna be a presenter at the MTV whatever awards anytime soon – but I can almost pull them off without resultant hilarity.

The only problem with the cool clothes is the stark dichotomy between them and my usual accoutrements. (Yes, this is a thesaurus contest). This night-and-day effect almost always elicits some kind of comments from those who see me on a regular basis. Things like, “Dang Dave, why so dressed up?, ” and, “You clean up nice.” Not that these comments bug me, I guess I just get kinda shy under the focused attention. I’m mean, as you can probably tell by the way I keep a freakin’ journal on the internet for the world to read – I’m pretty coy. Who am I kidding… I’m the dumbass with the lampshade on his head. Regardless, it’s amazing what a few small comments and a change of clothes can do for your bravado.

So, really… I don’t know how I found it – but I’ve started reading someone else’s weblog, a random person I’ve never met, for that matter. Just the other day, I was waxing on about how I’m not the “typical” blog-reading, blog-writing, blog-eating-sleeping-drinking blogger… but it seems I was wrong, at least, a little bit. When you get mixed up in this lifestyle, it sucks you in man…

I put some awesome green floodlights on the graveyard last night, ones that are truly meant for outdoor use (the indoor ones I started with popped in the previous night’s rain). These are true 100W floods, not the piddly 40W low-voltage crap I was using before – so they really light the place up. Enough so that they cast an eerie green glow on the front of the house. The entire effect is really satisfying – the blacklight, moving, crank-ghost, the green-lit flying witch, and the shadowy-green house and graveyard. Can’t picture it?, check it out:

Horror, bathed in green.

Anyway, one time I found this link on the intarweb – and I clicked it – and it took me to a pretty interesting, and definitely creepy page. By creepy, I mean worrisome – so why didn’t I just say “worrisome?,” I dunno. That link, the one I clicked a couple sentences ago, was this one. It talks about, and even coins a term for, a person getting fired from their job for content on their weblog. Now, I usually try to stay away from talking about work in much detail here, and I don’t even think I’ve really ever said what I do for a living (other than be awesome). But, just doing a quick mental search (binary, of course, because my brain is efficient and elegant) of my past entries – I think I probably have some “dooce” fodder on these pages.

Frequent pining for vacation, less-than shocking admissions that sometimes I don’t do anything, sordid tales of business trips to the Orient, all these things could probably be used as evidence against me. I really do think about things like that, y’know. Getting fired because I posted a picture I drew while in a customer meeting, something dumb like that. That’s why I’m generally leery about people at work knowing about this thing – even though I know there are some occasional readers, I try not to spread it around. Hopefully I’m non-specific enough that I’ll never have to worry about getting “dooced,” but man, that would suck. Hard.

Looking at other blogs, comparatively, I write a lot. I see a lot of one-sentence stuff out there. That’s cool I guess, but for some reason I don’t feel like I’m “writing” unless there’s a couple paragraphs. Granted, sometimes my “couple paragraphs” are just rambling – but it makes me feel better to see the words I guess.

Somehow, someone was referred to my blog by Googling “whale sounds in water pipes.” I swear, that’s what the stats say. Dave out.

60GB flavor

You should be able to figure this one out...
Rainy day in California; kind of welcomed, actually. Cold, gloomy, and wet – good sweater-weather. Sometime this week I’m gonna bust out my DVD of It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown and give it its once-a-year workout. I love that special, it’s just not Halloween until I’ve seen it.

I saw Apple announced the new iPod today, the iPod Photo. It comes in a 60GB flavor, which could hold a nice chunk of my digital tunes collection. Not all of it, being somewhere around 150GB, but probably a big enough chunk that I could tote around with me everything I regularly listen to (the obscure stuff could be loaded on demand when the mood strikes). The only thing that makes me nervous about the iPod is its high cost-to-size ratio. You know what I’m talking about? Really small things that are really expensive just make me worry about losing them. $5000 Rolex, $1000 cufflinks, etc. – too easy to lose such a large investment I guess. Whatever, I think I could get over it for this 60 jiggabyte thing… the new iPod looks rad.

So, I don’t think I’ve written about it – but I got some news at work the other day that really got me excited. A proposed business trip next year: 4 days in Moscow followed by 3 days in Amsterdam. I never get to go to Europe for work, it’s usually always China or Taiwan – so I was super happy to hear the news. If all the travel gets cleared with management, I’ll be flying out sometime in April. It would be my first time in Europe, so I’m pretty excited. I’ve got my fingers crossed…

Changing subjects, I’m disgusted with the house right now. It’s so messy, so disorganized, I sometimes want to just tear through it with a garbage can. I get a little obsessive-compulsive like this at times, and just go on cleaning rampages to try and straighten things up. Taking the world’s #1 slob as a wife didn’t help, it’s like living with a child who hasn’t learned to pick up after himself – but one you can’t punish. If my teenager were as messy, I could ground them; but with a wife, there’s not much you can do. So I do my best to show my frustration in little ways, throwing things away – whatever they may be – if they’re left on the floor for more than two days. Putting all discarded clothes that aren’t hung up or put away into the dirty clothes, regardless of whether they’re straight out of the wash or not. Going through the house and putting all “loose crap” in a large bag and leaving it on her side of the bed, etc. I make lots of piles. When the level of flotsam is just too much, I’ll often pile it all in the center of the room – where the sheer volume of it can no longer be ignored. These are my tactics, this is what I’m reduced to. Can someone help me?

Wanna hear something crappy? Less than a week before the big Halloween party, and the Pac Man machine decides to crap out. Won’t even boot most of the time, acting really funny. I made a half-effort at debugging it tonight, but it seems entirely random – which is never good with computers. Owell.

Dave out.

sleestak!

Don't worry, that toaster can't hurt you.
With Halloween just around the corner, and it being my most-favorite of the three year-end holidays, I’m getting antsy for some time off. It seems like I say that quite a bit, but I don’t care. It’s lunch time right now on Monday, and I came home to eat a sandwich rather than spending $10 on lunch out. Watched a couple TiVo’d episodes of the Twilight Zone ca. 1961, which were great. Now I’m listening to some Al Stewart and sitting in front of the computer again.

I’m so pumped, I ordered the complete 1st and 2nd season of The Land of the Lost on DVD the other night. We were all sitting around Anthony’s and somehow the show came up, only myself and two other guys remembered the show at all – so I started surfing the ‘net for some info. When I saw a package deal for both seasons on Amazon, I had to bite. I think that show played a huge role in my “stranded survivalist” fascination, and I can’t wait to watch some of it again. I know, the acting is gonna be super disappointing – but I just wanna see how much I remember. What a great show.

Also in the “getting excited about something coming up” category, I’m really anticipating the Arcade Fire show in San Fran in early December. With a debut album that, in my mind, is the best thing released this year – I’m looking forward to seeing them live. There’s quite a bit I’m looking forward to in the musical arena, including new albums from Bright Eyes and the Decemberists early next year – which with any luck, will be leaked sooner. We’ve also got the Blonde Redhead show next month, with Helio Sequence opening – a local show too, which makes it all the better. Even with all that to look forward to, there’s new stuff out right now that demands attention: new Hot Hot Heat and Bright Eyes EPs, and that darned Arcade Fire album that just won’t get out of my CD player…

Ben came over tonight and we built a fog chiller for Halloween, we followed the plans on this site – judging this to be the most “heavy duty” of chiller designs. What we got was crap, pure crap. The mega-fogger I bought this year seemed to push entirely too much fog through the chiller too quickly, not giving it a chance to cool sufficiently – and last year’s wimpy cooler did the same thing. Fog escaped from the lid hinges, the lid itself, everywhere – and none of it stuck to the ground. It was a horribly disappointing $70 “experiment,” and I’m pissed it didn’t work. Maybe we can do some tweaking and make it usable… but I’m not holding my breath. To top it all off, the rain tripped the GFCI circuitry on my not-really-for-outside-use Halloween lighting and mechanics, killing my display for the evening. Bummer.

Good night all, it’s past my bedtime and I’m getting fussy. Dave out.

are you being served?

GIS for lawsuit.
I can finally breathe a sigh of relief, because the Halloween decorations are up. Sunday, I put up the ghost, the graveyard, and even the witch. I completed the witch’s broom using a gnarled old stick and some twig-scrub-stuff I bought from Wal Mart. The finished thing looks really good, too bad she’s not flying around the yard. I did, however, put her up and focus a green spotlight on her, which is timed to come on at the same time the ghost and her blacklight do. All in all, I ended up being really impressed with the results – the complete display looks awesome. If the small green floodlight on the ghost ends up looking good, I’m going to add a couple to the corners of the graveyard – and get some chilled, ground-hugging fog drifting through. Should be really cool. I’m just glad it’s up, and, although I’d’ve liked to have had it up earlier, I at least feel a little better having finally done it. I am disappointed I didn’t work on the backyard at all… too many projects.

Friday evening after work, I decided to do some picking up in the garage. Since the driveway’s been blocked with pallets full of pavers for months now – I’ve just been letting things pile up all over the place. Nearing the end of the pavers, I thought it would be a good time to clean up for the eventual return of the cars. So, I found myself working in the garage with the door open as the sun was going down.

As I worked I noticed two girls walking down the street, each with a handful of newspapers. Knowing I was about to be solicited, I kept working as one of the girls broke off and walked up the driveway towards me. “Good evening sir, ” she said. “Evenin’, what can I do for you?” I asked. Turns out she was hawking some free-trail of the local newspaper, and she already had 49 subscriptions. What’s more, if I would just be her 50th subscriber, I’d be directly responsible for her hitting her quota and winning a trip to Disneyland. Now, let’s talk about this girl: I figure she’s about 15 or 16 years old, how much motivation is a trip to Disneyland to today’s youth? Anyway, I told her I thought she was lying about the 49 out of 50 thing – telling her I bet they taught her to say that to everyone. I wasn’t mean really, just joking with her. She stuck around trying to convince me for what must’ve been 5min as I continued to clean. At some point, I said something like, “If you really wanna go to Disneyland, you better hit the street and get that 50th subscriber – because it’s not gonna happen hanging out in my garage.” She laughed, thanked me for me time, and turned to leave.

As she was leaving, dejected, she walked down the driveway and over the spot where I had a big pile of decomposed granite for the back porch last week. The DG is all gone, but I haven’t had the chance yet to sweep up the crumbs. While my back was turned, she slipped on the small loose stones and, as her feet flew out in front of her, she fell right on her ass. I turned when I heard the noise and saw her sitting on the ground, her friend had re-joined her and was helping her up as I asked, “Are you OK?” She turned to me, red-in-the-face, and said she was. As the two walked away, I started imagining the letter I’d be getting in the mail in a week. Sued by a 15 year-old girl for negligence, I’m keeping my fingers crossed.

I’m outta here, g’night.